Friday, April 10, 2009

godzilla and creepy children attack!

I had a dream the other night that was so completely weird that i'm not sure what to think. I was in a hotel, and I think I was a reporter for some kind of paper, but I don't remember. Anyhow. At this hotel there was a girl I liked, and it was weird cause I am neither a lesbian or in denial about my sexuality. For some reason she was in a bikini, like, the whole time. And I had a press pass on, and there was a buffet. The city was very pristine and white, which I could see from the floor to celing windows in the hotel. The hotel also had a pool, a modern structure with perfect white tile and sparkling turquoise water, the roof over which opened up to deep blue sky.
I remember looking down to the street from the windows in the hotel and seeing these really weird kids and thinking, man those kids are creepy. I chatted it up with the other reporters and discussed things relating to reporting and why we were there, which I can't remember now.
Then the hotel started shaking. People started walking quicker and muttering things like, "oh, shit" and "not again". I looked out there and Godzilla was stomping through the buildings. Behind him danced the creepy ass children, now as tall as a skyscraper.
People finally started to freak when the power went out. They started to run, but I thought that it would be smarter to stay inside. I tried to grab the girl I liked, but she was acting all slutty with a Bosnian guy in sunglasses. I ran outside and jumped into the pool, hoping less debris would hit me. When I came up for air I saw two shapes in the air getting really close. When they finally got out of the sun I could see that they were flying monkeys, like from the wizard of oz. So I freaked again, dove down as deep as I could, and swam to the wall. I jumped out of the pool while expecting the scaly hand of flying monkey to grab my foot and pull me down.
So I went back into the hotel, screamed, "we're not even from here, asshole" at Godzilla, and the reporters and I left.

It was such a weird dream.

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